Perhaps it’s lack of inspiration that’s driving me to write about the weather, or perhaps I’m just taking up a much-beloved English pastime. Your average Englishman does relish the opportunity to discuss and have a laugh over the local weather. Or maybe it’s just that unpredictable weather patterns over the past three weeks have left their mark on my psyche. But I now officially confirm the cliche that English weather is unpredictable, and that it’s always a good idea to carry your umbrella. In the words of the locals: “This is England.” And yes, those words have been uttered in my presence.
If the past few weeks are an accurate reflection, it is not unusual in the course of the day to alternate between bright sunny blue skies and three minutes of heavy rain every hour or two for a continuous 24-hour period. A rain storm will often approach rather suddenly and then just as suddenly end, leaving fluffy white cumulous clouds and a particularly English blue in its wake. Jason and I have found ourselves lying down for a brief nap on a rainy afternoon, when the clouds looked as if they’d set in to stay a few hours, only to reemerge thirty minutes later to sunshine and happily twittering birds.
When my sister came to visit last week, I wasn’t quite sure what to recommend in terms of dress. English forecasters are notoriously oblique. A typical weather forecast might read: “Sunny spells with occasional heavy showers.” Eh? And just to hedge their bets: “Clear skies interrupted by the odd spot of rain.” One needn’t bother with percentages or anything more specific. You just count on clear skies, pack the brolly and duck inside when a five-minute hail storm arrives. As indeed it did just an hour before I was moved to compose this post.
Lately, we’ve been alternating between gorgeous clear days at comfortable 60-degree temperatures and frigid days with sleet or heavy snow. Indeed we awakened on Easter morning to a snow-covered garden, though of course by the afternoon, the snow had melted and the sun was out. My sister probably didn’t expect to see London blanketed in snow the first week of April, but she had the privilege of seeing it this past Sunday nonetheless. And I must say, it was beautiful to see London’s streets covered in snow, and the air felt clean and crisp afterwards.
I find myself regularly emailing Jason at the archives with a weather status update, especially before lunch, so that he knows whether to hurry home to beat the impending hail storm or to stay put until the rain stops. His reading room has very small windows that don’t allow much chance for a peek outside. Now back home, staying put until the rain ends might result in a long day or overnight stay at the library or archives, but in England, a lengthy rainstorm is quite rare. So even if the forecasts do occasionally sound as noncommittal as a fortune cookie, they ring true for the most part.
Yesterday I watched an approaching storm with some fascination. It looked to be a powerful storm. It was a windy day, and the dark clouds encroached on the blue skies over Kew at an amazingly quick pace. I caught sight of a magpie sitting in the top branches of a tall tree behind the rail tracks. He balanced gracefully on the swaying branch, flicking his blue-accented tail feathers, seemingly unperturbed by the intensifying winds and the lightning cracking behind him. I was captivated by the beauty of the scene, though I thought he’d put himself in a bit of a precarious position. Magpies are the bullies of the London bird kingdom, but one has to admire their boldness and tenacity. He didn’t budge from his teetering perch until the hail set in, and then he flew for cover. Unfortunately on this particular day, my email warning Jason to come home for lunch right away to avoid the storm was received a bit late. He left to walk home just as the hail storm began and trudged home with the protection of our rather pathetic, broken umbrella (a casualty of a previous storm). He arrived fairly soaked. Luckily, I had some tea brewing, and by the time lunch ended, he walked back under blue English skies.
Well, I just saw a gray squirrel run by carrying a slice of bread the size of his entire body in his mouth. He hopped onto our garden shed and then tried to leap onto the lower branch of the tree next to it. Things looked a little dicey for him as he tottered on the branch for a moment, but he seems to have caught his balance and moved along. He probably has no idea what season it is and just keeps storing up for the winter. A magpie just flew by with a branch in his beak. I think I’ll just watch the creatures and the clouds for awhile before preparing dinner. I should probably email Jason to tell him to come home from the archives. It looks like it might rain.
-HDE
















